Emo Philips Tells A Story About Heretic Scum. Trump Picks Up Where Emo Leaves Off

 

Emo Philips Saves A Man From Committing Suicide.

Nearly...

"I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. "Well, there's so much to live for!" "Like what?" "Well... are you religious?" He said yes. I said, "Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?" "Christian." "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant ? "Protestant." "Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?" "Baptist" "Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?" "Baptist Church of God!" "Me too! Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you reformed Baptist Church of God?" "Reformed Baptist Church of God!" 

"Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?" 

He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!"

 I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off.

Christianity: A Compendium Of "What Went Wrong" And Current Worship Of The Wrongness 

https://newsfrombarbaria.blogspot.com/2020/07/christianity-compendium-of-what-went.html   

"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully 

as when they do it from religious conviction." 

Devout Christian, Blaise Pascal

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blaise_Pascal

"The Tea Party Is The American Taliban"

Newsroom

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2012/09/the-newsroom-tea-party-is-americas.html

Blaise Pascal

Wikiquote

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blaise_Pascal

"Lies, Lies, Lies": "On The Media" Explores Donald Trump's Appeal And His Historical Background

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2015/12/lies-lies-lies-on-media-explores-donald.html

Donald Trump: "Everything I'm About To Tell You Is A Lie." Supporters Cheer

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2015/12/donald-trump-everything-im-about-to.html

Hitler Promised To "Make Germany Great Again": A Chronology of Der Führer's Lies

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2016/05/hitler-promised-to-make-germany-great_18.html

Ted Cruz Gives Detailed Explanation Of Trump's Pathological Obsession With Continuous Lying

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2016/08/ted-cruz-gives-detailed-explanation-of.html

Compendium Of Pax Posts: The Unfathomable Mendacity Of Donald Trump And His Lickspittle Liars

https://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2020/04/compendium-of-pax-posts-unfathomable.html

Compendium Of Best Pax Posts On Trump And His Cultists' Passion For Lying And Falsehood

https://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2019/10/compendium-of-best-pax-posts-on-trump.html

Trump Tells The Truth: "I Lie."

https://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2019/07/lies-lies-lies-lies-trump-mendacity.html

Kimmel Illustrates All 3 Years of President Trump’s 16,241 Lies: "More Lies Than Visible Stars"

https://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2020/01/jimmy-kimmel-illustrates-three-years-of.html

Truth Infuriates People Whose Lives Are Lies

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2019/12/truth-infuriates-people-whose-lives-are.html

American Conservatives Want To Be Lied To, But First Want To Redefine Falsehood As Truth

https://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2019/08/george-f.html

It's Not That The Assholes Are Uninterested In Truth. 

They Are Hostile To Truth.

https://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2019/06/its-not-that-assholes-are-uninterested.html

"The Hardest Truth: People Want To Be Lied To"

https://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2019/08/the-hardest-lesson-people-want-to-be.html

Trump Lies About The "Fully Discredited Fake Dossier"

https://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2020/02/trump-lies-about-fully-discredited-fake.html

"Trumpistas Don't Just Lie.

They Are Hostile To Truth"

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2018/10/lies-lies-lies-lies-compendium-of-pax.html

Compendium Of Pax Posts Concerning Trump's Habitual Lying

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2017/02/compendium-of-pax-posts-concerning.html

If Mueller Had Been Given Sodium Pentathol, Here's What He Would've Told Us

https://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2019/07/if-mueller-had-been-given-sodium.html

VIDEO: Trump Tells More Lies Than Any U.S. Politician. Why Do Patriots And Xtians Believe A Liar?

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2017/01/video-trump-tells-more-lies-than-any-us.html

Reprise: How Trump "Takes Credit" That's Not His... And The Dimwits Buy It

https://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2019/08/reprise-how-trump-takes-credit-thats.html

People Want To Be Lied To: The Convergent Horror Of Faithful Falsehood And Aggressive Ignorance

https://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2016/12/people-want-to-be-lied-to-convergent.html

Trump Could Begin Every Speech With The Words "Everything I'm About To Tell You Is A Lie" And...

https://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2019/07/trump-could-begin-his-speeches-with.html

Republicans Generally - And Trump Specifically - Are Eager To Lie And Cheat If It Expands Their Power

https://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2019/10/republicans-generally-and-trump.html

False Witness

https://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2019/07/false-witness.html

Comparing American Politicians' Lie Rates (From Mormon Press)

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2019/08/comparing-american-politicians-lie.html

How Conservatives Use Decontextualized Shards Of Truth To Tell HUGE Lies

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2017/08/scott-pruitt-how-conservatives-use.html

Chris Wallace: "Trump Is Engaged In The Most Direct, Sustained Assault On Freedom..."

https://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2019/12/chris-wallace-president-trump-is.html

Fox News' Chris Wallace: Republicans Angry Because They're "Having Trouble With The Facts"

https://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2019/10/fox-news-chris-wallacerepublicans-angry.html

Snopes Probes Rep. Omar's Foul Mouth: How Fox News Takes Tiny Truths And Twists Them Into Gargantuan Lies

https://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2019/07/snopes-foul-mouthed-omar-how-fox-news.html

Trump, Obama, Intellectual Rigor And Teasing Out Truth: What Golf Tells Us

https://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2019/07/trump-obama-intellectual-rigor-and.html

How Conservatives Use Decontextualized Shards Of Truth To Tell HUGE Lies

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2017/08/scott-pruitt-how-conservatives-use.html

"The Rise And Fall Of The Third Reich": Hitler And Goebbels' Replacement Of Truth With Falsehood

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2017/04/the-rise-and-fall-of-third-reich-hitler.html

VIDEO: Trump Tells More Lies Than Any U.S. Politician. Why Do Patriots And Xtians Believe A Liar?

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2017/01/video-trump-tells-more-lies-than-any-us.html

Reprise: How Trump "Takes Credit" That's Not His... And The Dimwits Buy It

https://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2019/08/reprise-how-trump-takes-credit-thats.html

People Want To Be Lied To: The Convergent Horror Of Faithful Falsehood And Aggressive Ignorance

https://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2016/12/people-want-to-be-lied-to-convergent.html

Verbatim Trump Quote: "Any Negative Polls Are Fake News."

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2018/06/verbatim-trump-quote-any-negative-polls.html

VIDEO: Trump Tells More Lies Than Any U.S. Politician. Why Do Patriots And Xtians Believe A Liar?

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2017/01/video-trump-tells-more-lies-than-any-us.html

28 Enormities That Prevent Conscionable People From Hoping Trump Is A Successful President

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2017/01/28-enormities-that-prevent-conscionable.html

Donald's Doozies: A Yuge (And Yugely Incomplete) Compendium Of Trump's "Pants On Fire" Lies

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2017/03/donalds-doozies-yuge-and-yugely.html

"Is Truth Dead?" Charlie Rose

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2017/03/time-magazine-is-truth-dead-can-trump.html

Jimmy Kimmel Illustrates Three Years of President Trump’s 16,241 Lies: ‘More Lies Than There Are Visible Stars’

https://www.mediaite.com/tv/jimmy-kimmel-illustrates-three-years-of-president-trumps-16241-lies-more-lies-than-there-are-visible-stars/

Updated Compendium Of Pax Posts About Donald Trump

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2016/01/donald-trump-paranoid-style-in-american.html

Millions Of Deplorables Voted For Trump Because He Was The Only Candidate Who Was As Crazy As They Are

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2017/01/millions-of-deplorables-voted-for-trump.html

We Redacted Everything That's Not A Verifiably True Statement From Trump's Time Magazine Interview About Truth

http://theslot.jezebel.com/we-redacted-everything-thats-not-a-verifiably-true-stat-1793571837

Fact-Checking Trump's TIME Interview On Truths And Falsehoods

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/article/2017/mar/23/fact-checking-trumps-time-interview-truths-and-fal/

Donald Trump: A Man So Obnoxious That Karma May See Him Reincarnated As Himself

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2017/03/donald-trump-man-so-obnoxious-that.html

Shit-Slinger Trump Says Obama Wiretapped Trump Tower During Campaign. Obama Is "Bad, Sick"

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2017/03/shit-slinger-trump-says-obama.html

The Best Photographic Evidence Of Trump Inaugural Crowd Size: From Stage & From Monument

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2017/01/the-best-photographic-evidence-of-trump.html

National Park Service Releases Official Photos Of Trump And Obama's Inaugural Crowds

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2017/03/national-park-service-relieases.html

"There Are Two Ways Of Lying..." Denis De Rougemont And Donald Trump

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2015/12/donald-trump-and-denise-de-rougemont.html

Behind The Mask, The GOP's True Face: Ayn Rand's Ideological Acolyte Paul Ryan Promotes Her Central Belief That Altruism Is Evil

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2017/03/ayn-rands-ideological-acolyte-paul-ryan.html

Contemporary "Conservatives" Assume They're SUPPOSED To Lie And Cheat. If You're Not Cheating, You're Not Trying Your Hardest To Win

https://newsfrombarbaria.blogspot.com/2020/08/conservatives-assume-theyre-supposed-to.html

"Compendium Of Voter Fraud And Voter Suppression In The 2020 Election"

https://newsfrombarbaria.blogspot.com/2020/08/voter-fraud-and-suppression-in-2020.html

"Trump Openly Admits That The Republican Party Cannot Win Without Cheating, And The Most Effective Cheating Is Race-Based Voter Suppression

https://newsfrombarbaria.blogspot.com/2020/08/trump-openly-admits-that-republican.html

New And Improved! Trump Will Lie, Cheat Or Drop The Big One To Get Re-Elected

https://newsfrombarbaria.blogspot.com/2020/08/new-and-improved-trump-will-lie-cheat.html

60 Minutes: "Fake News"

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2017/03/60-minutes-fake-news.html

Trump Mendacity Memes

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2017/10/trump-mendacity-memes.htm

Fred Owens' Facebook Page, "Fake News" And The Credibility Of The Mainstream Press

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2017/02/fred-owens-facebook-page-fake-news-and.html

Fake News Central

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2017/05/the-source-of-most-fake-news.html

Compendium Of Best "Pax" Memes And Cartoons

https://newsfrombarbaria.blogspot.com/2020/08/compendium-of-best-pax-memes-and.html

Alan: And then there's the innate stupidity and aggressive ignorance of his cultists.

"How Can A Human Being Be This Stupid?"
https://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2020/04/how-can-human-being-be-this-stupid.html

"The Divinity Of Donald Trump"

The Daily Show

https://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2020/04/the-divinity-of-donald-trump-daily-show.html

"A Video Collage Of Trump's Arrogance: If You Are Even Vestigially Normal, You Will Sicken"

https://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2020/03/according-to-trump-only-human-who-can.html

"A Simple Test For Trump Supporters: Are You Hateful, Racist Or A White Nationalist/Supremacist?"

https://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2019/11/a-simple-test-for-trump-supporters.html