Andy Borowitz Describes Josh Hawley's Attempt To Overturn CPAC Straw Poll; Americans' Approval Of Paying Congressional Reps $15 An Hour; And Putin's Warning That U.S. Will Be Controlled By Americans
Satire from The Borowitz Report
Josh Hawley Seeks to Overturn Results of CPAC Straw Poll
The move came after the results showed the Missouri senator to be the Presidential choice of only three per cent of attendees.
By Andy Borowitz
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Americans Favor Fifteen Dollars an Hour for Congress
Across the nation, service employees demonstrated their conviction that Congress deserves a maximum hourly wage of fifteen dollars.
By Andy Borowitz
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Putin Warns That U.S. Will Be Controlled by Americans
The Russian President alleged that Biden is “the handpicked instrument of those who would seek to advance American interests.”
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