Every "Borowitz Report" From "The New Yorker's" Online Archive

Every Borowitz Report From The New Yorker's Online Archive

https://www.newyorker.com/contributors/andy-borowitz

The Bonus Round!

Funny One Liners By Andy Borowitz

https://www.liveabout.com/andy-borowitz-quotes-2734311

How Did Jesus Come To Love Guns And Hate Sex?

https://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2020/05/how-did-jesus-come-to-love-guns-and.html

Andy Borowitz

Wikipedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Borowitz

Update On Ivana Trump's Revelations Concerning Donald's Fondness For Hitler's Speeches 

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2015/08/update-on-ivana-trumps-revelations.html


Trump's Diehard Passion For Fascist Fearmongering

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2016/11/trumps-diehard-passion-for-fascist.html

Video: "If You Don't Think Trump And Trumpistas Are Hypocritical, Dishonest And Stupid, You Will!"

https://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2020/04/if-you-dont-think-trump-and-trumpistas.html

"A Confession: I'm Starting To Write Off Stupid People As Incorrigible"

https://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2019/12/a-confession-im-starting-to-write-off.html

"The Demonstrable Stupidity Of Trump-Cultists"

https://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2020/02/the-demonstrable-stupidity-of-trump.html

It Has Come To This: How Do Intelligent Citizens Deal With The Irredeemably Stupid, Ignorant And Self-Pithed People Who Have Taken Over? The Invasion Of The Body Snatchers Is Now Reality

https://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2020/03/it-has-come-to-this-how-do-intelligent.html

Now, With Hydroxychloroquine!

https://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2020/06/now-with-hydroxychloroquine.html

Trump Is "Just" A Spearhead And A Symptom: Basically, Stupid People Have Taken Over

https://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2020/04/trump-is-just-spearhead-and-symptom.html

We Know That Stupid People Exist. We Also Know Who They Are...

https://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2020/04/we-know-that-stupid-people-exist-we.html

"Thinking Is A Learned Skill. Most Trumpistas Don't Understand This. In Fact, They Can't."
https://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2019/11/thinking-is-learned-skill-most.html

"When The Electorate Is This Stupid, Is Any Delusional Thinking Out Of Bounds?"

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2017/04/when-electorate-is-this-stupid-is-any.html

"Stupidity Synergized By Ignorance"

https://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2020/03/stupidity-synergized-by-ignorance.html

How Can A Human Being Be This Stupid?

https://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2020/04/how-can-human-being-be-this-stupid.html

"Just How Stupid Is Trump?"

https://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2020/03/just-how-stupid-is-trump.html

"Mark Twain, Adolf Hitler And The Dunning-Kruger Effect"

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2016/01/mark-twain-and-dunning-kruger-effect.html

Barack Obama: "It’s Like These Guys Take Pride In Being Ignorant."

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2018/06/barack-obama-its-like-these-guys-take.html

"Trump Is An Idiot's Idea Of A Genius": Find Out Why

https://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2020/03/trump-is-idiots-idea-of-genius-find-out.html

Are We At That Point Where "The Sapiens" Are Again Separating From "The Neanderthals?"

https://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2019/12/are-we-at-that-point-where-sapiens-are.html

"P.J. O'Rourke On Trump, Trumpistas And The Futility Of Drug Tests: Test For Stupidity, Ignorance, Greed And The Love Of Power"

https://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2019/10/pj-orourke-on-trump-trumpistas-and.html

"The Exquisite Stupidity Of Trump Supporters"

https://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2020/04/the-exquisite-stupidity-of-trump.html

"I Used To Assume That The GOP's Assault On Democracy Would Fail. I No Longer Do."

https://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2020/04/i-used-to-assume-that-gops-assault-on.html

Stunning Stupidity! (Not All Conservatives Are Stupid, But Most Stupid People Are Conservative)

https://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2020/04/stunning-stupidity-not-all.html

"The Exquisite Stupidity Of Trump Supporters"

https://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2020/04/the-exquisite-stupidity-of-trump.html

A Critical Mass Of American "Conservatives" Are Stupid, Ignorant, Hateful And Cruel

https://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2020/05/a-critical-mass-of-american.html

The Merger Of Stupidity And Racism Merge In This GIF Is Jawdropping - And Typical

https://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2020/05/the-way-that-stupidity-and-racism-merge.html

"The Republican Party's Bone Deep Racism"

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2012/10/bone-deep-racism-in-gop.html

"It Is Painful How Stupid People Are"

https://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2020/05/it-is-painful-how-stupid-people-are.html